Santa was a No-Show... I mean, Merry Christmas!!!!

I knew I should have registered my new address with the North Pole - the fat man didn't leave one single present for me under the tree!

presentless!!

I didn't have a lot of things on my list....
A new pair of flip-flops because one of mine had a blow-out and now it only flops...
A new bathing suit, just because...
Amazon Gift Cards so I can buy new books...
My own bicycle - and I'm totally not picky about what it looks like or what kind of shape its in - but it does need a good, comfy seat on it. ...Something a little more cozy for my girl bits than the one I'm using now.... a nice Gel Seat sounds lovely

Sunlite Cloud 9 Bicycle Suspension Cruiser Saddle, Cruiser Gel, Tri-color Black on Amazon

I hope the rest of you got exactly what you were hoping for and, more importantly, that you enjoy the holiday in the comfort of your family and loved ones.

I'll be working at Pedro's all day for the Sad Bastard's Xmas Party and trying to make money to buy my own damn presents since Santa screwed me!

Merry Christmas, everyone :)

TropicalChristmas from coralcaye.com

I've seen this guy all over Facebook...

Pedro's Blowout Bike Seat Bag-Small - Yellow (Google Affiliate Ad)